Friday night, I had the displeasure of seeing the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen anyone do, and keep in mind I’ve seen someone shoot themselves in the foot at the pistol range. My brother, a veteran of Iraqi freedom, and his girlfriend threw a party at the Hyde Park VFW in Vermont. I was quite impressed with the hall, and I thought the donation box for “Support our Troops” was a very nice touch for the party (It brought in nearly $200 for the evening). The night started out quite well, the drinks had exactly the right amount of mixer (a drop or two for color), and the food was excellent. It came time for the strippers to come on, and the evening went downhill from there. The strippers were the most talentless hacks I’ve ever had the misfortune to see. I’ve seen robots move more seductively than these girls. After about an hour of them “dancing” the crowd had given up about all the dollar bills they were willing to part with, and at that point the girls offered to remove clothing for more money. I heard one girl tell a fellow she would take off her bra for $20, his reply was “How much for you to keep it on?” At this point there was much grumbling for the bar to reopen. My brother and I headed towards the bar, to see if the bartender had returned. My brother glanced towards the door, and asked me, “Did that stripper just take money out of the donation box?” After a couple minutes of watching her, sure enough, she reached in again, and grabbed some more money. The strippers were promptly thrown out, but not before one of the female partygoers gave the thief a couple of shots, knocking her down after the first one, and then again when the stripper got up and started running her mouth. I’ve seen a lot of dumb things, but stealing from a troop donation box in a VFW while you’re bare-ass naked is the dumbest I’ve seen. The stripping outfit was the Solid Gold Dancers out of Burlington, VT. Somehow I doubt they will be getting any gigs in that area anytime soon.
Wobby